ATTILA

IN a mood of optimism they named him " Attila." What they wanted of a dog was
strength, formidableness, and fight, and hence he was named after the " Scourge of
Europe."
The puppy was only a couple of months old : he had square jaws, red eyes, pug nose
and a massive head, and there was every reason to hope that he would do credit to his
name. The immediate reason for buying him was a series of house-breakings and
thefts in the neighbourhood, and our householders decided to put more trust in a dog
than in the police. They searched far and wide and met a dog fancier. He held up a
month-old black-and-white puppy and said, " Come and fetch him a month hence. In
six months he will be something to be feared and respected." He spread out before
them a pedigree sheet which was stunning. The puppy had, running in his veins, the
choicest and the most ferocious blood.
They were satisfied, paid an advance, returned a month later, paid down seventy-five
rupees, and took the puppy home. The puppy, as I have already indicated, did not
have a very prepossessing appearance and was none too playful, but this did not
prevent his owners from sitting in a circle around him and admiring him. There was a
prolonged debate as to what he should be named. The youngest suggested,
" Why not call him Tiger ? "
" Every other street-mongrel is named Tiger," came the reply. " Why not Caesar ? "
" Caesar ! If a census were taken of dogs you would find at least fifteen thousand
Caesars in South India alone. . . . Why not Fire ? "
" It is fantastic."
"Why not Thunder?"
" It is too obvious."
" Grip ? "
" Still obvious, and childish."
There was a deadlock. Someone suggested "Attila," and a shout of joy went up to the
skies. No more satisfying name was thought of for man or animal.
But as time passed our Attila exhibited a love of humanity which was disconcerting
sometimes. The Scourge of Europe could he ever have been like this ?
They put it down to his age. What child could help loving all creatures ? In their zeal to
establish this fact, they went to the extent of delving into ancient history to find out what
" The Scourge of Europe " was like when he was a child. It was rumoured that
as a child he clung to his friends and to his parents' friends so fast that often he had to
be beaten and separated. But when he was fourteen he showed the first sign of his
future : he knocked down and plunged his knife into a fellow who tried to touch his
marbles. Ah, this was encouraging. Let our dog reach the parallel of fourteen years
and people would get to know his real nature.
But this was a vain promise. He stood up twenty inches high, had a large frame, and a
forbidding appearance on the whole but that was all. A variety of people entered the
gates of the house every day : mendicants, bill-collectors, postmen, tradesmen, and
family friends. All of them were warmly received by Attila. The moment the gate clicked
he became alert and stood up looking towards the gate. By the time anyone entered
the gate Attila went blindly charging forward. But that was all. The person had only to
stop and smile, and Attila would melt. He would behave as if he apologized for even
giving an impression of violence. He would lower his head, curve his body, tuck his tail
between his legs, roll his eyes, and moan as if to say : " How sad that you should have
mistaken my gesture ! I only hurried down to greet you." Till he was patted on the
head, stroked, and told that he was forgiven, he would be in extreme misery.
Gradually he realized that his bouncing advances caused much unhappy
misunderstanding. And so when he heard the gate click he hardly stirred. He merely
looked in that direction and wagged his tail. The people at home did not very much like
this attitude. They thought it rather a shame.
" Why not change his name to Blind Worm ? " somebody asked.
" He eats like an elephant," said the mother of the family. "You can employ two
watchmen for the price of the rice and meat he consumes. Somebody comes every
morning and steals all the flowers in the garden and Attila won't do anything about it . ."
" He has better business to do than catch flower thieves," replied the youngest, always
the defender of the dog.
" What is the better business ? "
" Well, if somebody comes in at dawn and takes away the flowers do you expect Attila
to be looking out for him even at that hour ? "
" Why not ? It's what a well-fed dog ought to be doing instead of sleeping. You ought to
be ashamed of your dog."
" He does not sleep all night, mother. I have often seen him going round the house and
watching all night."
" Really ! Does he prowl about all night ? "
" Of course he does," said the defender.
" I am quite alarmed to hear it," said the mother. " Please lock him up in a room at
night, otherwise he may call in a burglar and show him round. Left alone a burglar
might after all be less successful. It wouldn't be so bad if he at least barked. He is the
most noiseless dog I have ever seen in my life."
The young man was extremely irritated at this. He considered it to be the most
uncharitable cynicism, but the dog justified it that very night.
Ranga lived in a hut three miles from the town. He was a " gang cooly " often employed
in road- mending. Occasionally at nights he enjoyed the thrill and profit of breaking into
houses. At one o'clock that night Ranga removed the bars of a window on the eastern
side of the house and slipped in. He edged along the wall, searched all the trunks and
almirahs in the house, and made a neat bundle of all the jewellery and other valuables
he could pick up.
He was just starting to go out. He had just put one foot out of the gap he had made in
the window when he saw Attila standing below, looking up expectantly. Ranga thought
his end had come. He expected the dog to bark. But not Attila. He waited for a
moment, grew tired of waiting, stood up and put his forepaws on the lap of the burglar.
He put back his ears, licked Ranga's hands, and rolled his eyes. Ranga whispered, " I
hope you aren't going to bark. . . ."
" Don't you worry. I am not the sort," the dog tried to say.
"Just a moment. Let me get down from here," said the burglar.
The dog obligingly took away his paws and lowered himself.
" See there," said Ranga pointing to the backyard, " there is a cat." Attila put up his
ears at the mention of the cat, and dashed in the direction indicated. One might easily
have thought he was going to tear up a cat, but actually he didn't want to miss the
pleasure of the company of a cat if there was one.
As soon as the dog left him Ranga made a dash for the gate. Given a second more he
would have hopped over it. But the dog turned and saw what was about to happen and
in one spring was at the gate. He looked hurt. " Is this proper ? " he seemed to ask.
" Do you want to shake me off? "
He hung his heavy tail down so loosely and looked so miserable that the burglar
stroked his head, at which he revived. The burglar opened the gate and went out, and
the dog followed him. Attila's greatest ambition in life was to wander in the streets
freely. Now things seemed to be shaping out ideally.
Attila liked his new friend so much that he wouldn't leave him alone even for a moment.
He sat before Ranga when he sat down to eat, sat on the edge of his mat when he
slept in his hut, waited patiently on the edge of the pond when Ranga went there now
and then for a wash, slept on the roadside when Ranga was at work.
This sort of companionship got on Ranga's nerves. He implored, "Oh dog. Leave me
alone for a moment. Won't you ? " Unmoved Attila sat before him with his eyes glued
on his friend.
Attila's disappearance created a sensation in the bungalow. " Didn't I tell you," the
mother said, " to lock him up ? Now some burglar has gone away with him. What a
shame ! We can hardly mention it to anyone."
" You are mistaken," replied the defender. " It is just a coincidence. He must have gone
off on his own account. If he had been here no thief would have dared to come in. . . ."
" Whatever it is, I don't know if we should after all thank the thief for taking away that
dog. He may keep the jewels as a reward for taking him away. Shall we withdraw the
police complaint ? "
This facetiousness ceased a week later, and Attila rose to the ranks of a hero. The
eldest son of the house was going towards the market one day. He saw Attila trotting
behind someone on the road.
" Hey," shouted the young man ; at which Ranga turned and broke into a run. Attila,
who always suspected that his new friend was waiting for the slightest chance to throw
him, galloped behind Ranga.
" Hey, Attila ! " shouted the young man, and he also started running. Attila wanted to
answer the call after making sure of his friend ; and so he turned his head for a second
and galloped faster. Ranga desperately doubled his pace. Attila determined to stick to
him at any cost. As a result of it he ran so fast that he overtook Ranga and clumsily
blocked his way, and Ranga stumbled over him and fell. As he rolled on the ground a
piece of jewellery (which he was taking to a receiver of stolen property) flew from his
hand. The young man recognized it as belonging to his sister, and sat down on Ranga.
A crowd collected and the police appeared on the scene.Attila was the hero of the day. Even the lady of the house softened towards him.
She said, " Whatever one might say of Attila, one has to admit that he is a very cunning
detective. He is too deep for words."
It was as well that Attila had no powers of speech. Otherwise he would have burst into
a lamentation which would have shattered the pedestal under his feet.