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So, I'm DD and I'm going to be rich and famous because I'm making a film on (hold the phone still, will ya?) high school life. All the secrets, fights, crazy exam pressure, brainiacs and show offs (not you, not you!). Only, everyone wants to be the star (hey you, get out off the frame!). It's got drama and hysterics, historics, sorry, histrionics. And my mom's got Mr Horns. And I still haven't got a boyfriend or a dog. And then, the lurker appears. And it all gets super scary. And he's coming closer - so I've gotta run. Fast. Bye! See ya inside! The first book of the bitingly funny UNCOOL series - a rib-tickling tackling of teen issues! Read more